lost-in-ikea:

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

the post that doesn’t age

Anonymous asked: "You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes."

pizzaotter:

iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

They look so stoned 😸😹

They look so stoned 😸😹

daftcake:

❤️♈️DAFTCAKE’s 420 GIVEWAY♈️❤️
hey guys!! i have reached 2420 followers and decided to do a little giveaway to show my appreciation and so you guys can get free stuff!! woo!!

♊️RULES♊️
❤️must be following (it’s a follower giveaway silly) ❤️follow my insta @allegralalonde (not required but you increase your chance to win v much!!!)
❤️your reblog is your entry! no likes please🔥🔥🔥
❤️if you’re under 18 please have permission to receive items in the mail!
❤️if winners do not respond in 24 hours I will pick another winner@@

♒️PRIZES♒️
❤️1st place will receive: Brown chocolate wig, 2 CDs of choice, concealer pallet, 2 Nintendo DS games (fairly new), Black long wavy wig.

❤️2nd place: 2 CDs of choice (ones that aren’t already chosen by first place) an IPhone 4 daft punk case, Sally Hansen sugarcoat nail polish, daft punk kandi braclet, moon necklace, neon pencil pouch (to hold all your cool gear!), and a free commission !

❤️3rd: 2 CDs (that have not been chosen), a free commission ! A free print of my art!##

❤️WILDCARD: I will choose a random follower to send a mystery gift too!!! (=゚ω゚)ノ
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❤️I will choose a winner SEPTEMBER 30th!! I will announce the winners on this blog xoxo
GOOD LUCK and happy reblogging ! ☆〜(ゝ。∂❤️

justacnl:

mayor-oliviacrossing:

coco-senpxi:

animmalcrossing:

my dad wants to take away my 3ds because he says playing animal crossing isn’t normal for someone my age. He thinks it’s the reason i’m an introvert (seriously what!?)  If you play animal crossing and you’re over 11 PLEASE reblog this post to show my dad its not just me.

I’m 17. uwu

Look at this post go! C’mon cuties, help this beauty out.

I’m 18 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m even older +_+ WHO CARES I LOVE THE GAME

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

panty-christ:

panty-christ:

not-a-reindeer:

I forgot what this was from for a moment and thought it was a gif set of Jonathan Crane weeping while he tried to microwave a pinwheel.

FOR 528,491 MINUTES

i’m still thinking about it that’s too long jonathan that’s too long to microwave a pinwheel 

I just slapped a tree and bled like a bitch

lfcrafts:

A good way to start your day

lfcrafts:

A good way to start your day